I don’t know how much longer my associate and I can keep doing this, really.
I know that we’ve been trying to make the best of a genuinely awful situation, however at some point we’re going to have to make some immense swings in order to get through this in one piece.
I never would have thought that this would become such a big problem when my associate and I first noticed the issue, however it totally makes sense in hindsight that my associate and I would find ourselves here. I’m talking about having a home office with no ventilation system. You see, my girlfriend plus I enjoy to cook together plus make quite elaborate meals each night. This is great, except for the amount of indoor air pollution that it causes each night plus our complete lack of outgoing air flow. Every time my associate and I fire up a pan, there is so much smoke plus spicy air contamination that takes place. Even with the little overhead fan turned on high, there’s no way to dislink the toxic fumes plus heat from the home office while my associate and I cook. The fire detectors are soon set off as the smoke overflows out of the room plus the air particulates agitate the air sensors. The entire apartment rings out, with awful beeping emanating from every single room. My good friend and I run around the apartment in the hot, thick air, desperately trying to shut off the fire detectors as our terrible aged animal howls her brains out. When the smoke finally settles plus the air quality returns to a state of subpar warmth, my associate and I can finally stop plugging our ears plus try to eat dinner. Of course, by that point all the home office fumes have also filled the whole apartment with the stink of thick, stinky sulfur from our vegetables. There’s nothing like dining in heat plus fart stinks thanks to our lack of home office ventilation.